I need help removing her.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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