so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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