guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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