Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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