HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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