Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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