Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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