i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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