Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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