I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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