he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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