People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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