Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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