Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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