Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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