So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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