Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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