Already got asked if we're dating
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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