I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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