I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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