I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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