How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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