Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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