Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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