You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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