That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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