Me too!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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