Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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