i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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