I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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