Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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