No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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