I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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