the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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