so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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