Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
