Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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