i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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