The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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