would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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