Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
