THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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