Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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