I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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