hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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