And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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