its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize