Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
my poor anus
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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