me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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