And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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