yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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